We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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