We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
