He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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