Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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