I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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