we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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