just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I'm bleeding and have questions
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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