Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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