what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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