By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
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