i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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