Already got asked if we're dating
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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