I think im going to throw up on grandma
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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