I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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