I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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