I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so let's talk penis.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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