Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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