If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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