I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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