Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
COCAINE IS GR8
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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