Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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