What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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