Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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