Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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