Christians are straight up FREAKS
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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