so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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