Acid is not a monday night drug
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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