let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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