Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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