i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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