I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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