physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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