I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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