he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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