just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
