love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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