I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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