Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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