omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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