if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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