Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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