Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize