How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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