Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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