if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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