normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Of course I have a pirate flag
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I know her cup size but not her name....
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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