Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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