I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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