Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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