it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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