i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
