she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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