Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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