She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Shame - the story of my life.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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