you guys were way drunker than both of me
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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