OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize